Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Wow. - So, um, your place or mine?

Screw her. And I'm gonna wear that ribbon hat.

- That is not even... l... What? - I don't wanna play games.

- How do you plead? - Guilty.

What shape is that supposed to be shaved into?

Okay, so I will look at this stuff some more...

That's just weird, and it freaks me out.

Damn it! Everybody, bathroom now!

- I went to an all-girls school. - Girls can be so mean to each other.

- Fine. - Can you leave, please? Because...

You're too humid. You make everything damp.

It kind of freaked me out at first.

Here's your bill.

Can't wear heels.

Nick's not here.

I'm glad you pitched a fit, because my towel is very dry.

and you, you're the really fun teacher girl...

What's up, Dad?

Hey, Jess, my hands are actually stuck in the yarn because...

I mean, growing up was brutal.

Nick, your girlfriend is not a dessert person.

Ruined our friendship. I couldn't get over the incident.

but whatever you want, I'm cool with.

- You never wash the towel? - What am I gonna do?

Here's a scenario that's paid sexual dividends...

You know what, Jess? Julia is one of those girls...

Are there women here? Yeah, sure, more than ever.

I don't talk like Teddy Ruxpin.

Now it's an $800 fine.

Like, one time, a girl said to me, "Jess, you rock a lot of polka dots."

- You can't call her your girlfriend? - We're not labeling it.

Winston, just ask questions, pay attention to her, listen to her...

So did she come right out and ask you if you were seeing other girls?

- ...and I use the towel. - Let me ask you this.

I'll just come back later.

Hey, so living here, it's probably fun, right?