Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Um, guys, I don't understand. What does "consummate" mean?
to a story entitled, uh...
So, I bought a half stake in this machine, all right?
That's true. That was in the yearbook.
You want the fake tuxedo or the fake hairy chest?
Is she teaching you to stand up for yourself?
I want to have a nice time. Come on.
It's probably 'cause she's got one.
dating a lying, manipulative witch like you?
But we're dealing with quarters here, not frogs or chickens.
so let's play so I can make some money.
Kitty, I'm chopping vegetables...
You buy a girl a dress, and she looks pretty for one night.
So, guys, check out my story.
- No, thanks. - Oh.
Dear God, why is a nice, sensitive guy like me...
Oh, yeah, I loved it. Especially this part.
Really? I like you already.
Really? Okay, smarty, what's a gauntlet?
Derek, look what I found under your bed.