Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Um, your story had a second part, huh?

Well, why then?

So I'm gonna write my own story. Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

I can't believe Donna would publish this in the school paper.

so please, for today, just shut it.

to understand our complicated capitalist system.

Well, rest assured, Kelso, your frogs and chickens comment had nothing to do with it.

Now, ready thyself. On this night... we fornicate.

That's why I said "poison pen"...

What if I told you that I've run over the cat named Sir Bonkers...

Okay, so I just need some Magic Markers and a picture of you in a bikini.

What? I did not! And, hey, so did you.

So what if I did? I have needs, woman.

We're gonna get over there, Bob's gonna be sittin' in a rocker...

But you buy her boyfriend a pinball machine, and she looks pretty for life.

Why are you upset? It's this Derek guy who really gets the shaft.

Okay, what if I just put up flyers...

Yeah, well, Wanda's gonna do great too.

"So do you, Bob."

But when I do, a good day to you.

Eric, your story ended with, "And he never saw that crazy bitch again."

I have a hard time believing this woman even exists.

Oh, yeah, I did.

So, you still mad?

he's trying to put me in my place.