Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Make the salad.
I know. This could be in Reader's Digest. It's that good.
But... I beseeched you.
It means to have sex.
and threw it on the barbecue.
- I'd love to make a salad. - Great.
But, Kitty, you might...
Well, Joanne, it is so nice to meet you.
Donna found panties in Eric's Vista Cruiser.
- You can't make me stay. - Oh, no?
Where's my pinball machine?
Now let's consummate me.
- No. I hate pinball. - Hate it or love it?
Oh, this is the worst short story by an ex-girlfriend in a school newspaper ever.