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No way! She's a piece of crap, Steve. I swear!
I mean, I'm flattered, but you know I'm married.
Oh, wow, look at this sticker price.
for the SUV you sold me a while back
it won't matter because I'm not him.
What do you say? How's 15K sound?
(prolonged, awkward laugh)
Jeff is the only one for me.
And I'm serious about the underwear.
Wh-What is, what is that smell?
♪ "Seek and ye shall find..." ♪
Oh, no.
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I can't go over $10,000.
What's going on here?
Darrin! You married, Darrin?
People who are in love don't do that.
Hmm... I got it.
Roger, take me home!
Divorced. Bitches, right?
Hit it, Stelio, you Greek genius!
Oh...
This is just the distraction I need while Jeff is at sea.
I don't want your stupid gift.
As you can see, Darrin, she's fully loaded.
(applause)
Okay, just a crush; I'll get over this.
You got your walking papers.
Being emotionally honest makes me vomit!
I think I love Hayley.
It's made of chocolate.