Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See regular people need a place to relax, too.

It's the classic story.

Nothing will make a better argument

but who knows if he's even gonna get the chance.

To the blundetto!

So, how was it?

Jason, Justin, I'm talkin' to ya.

Fucking idiot I am.

That doesn't change the fact that you made a commitment...

Union college took a chance on me

Well, is that it?

Bless me father, for I have sinned.

What's the matter, you okay?

Could buy some 30 dollar hand cream

Uh, well yes, thank you very much.

You're a virgin?

- Hey. - Hey, how are ya?

He thinks my son cheated?

A 12th century scholar falls in love with his underage student.

but it was locked, so they stole some tests.

How are you gonna finish this paper? It's not gonna write itself.

My friend, Pak, come by?

Ho, fuckin' study hall again.

So, how was it?

I am here because I enjoy being with you.

Honestly, though, I don't know. The story's very slow.

What's wrong with right now, then?

he's gonna back me on a whole storefront operation.

Can I help it if I know one when I see one?

Oh, please, no, that was just acting out.

What's she here for, happy endings?

But he always did it, he never cheated.

Well, I never said that.

Koi's taken care of.

have him call his nephew at K-Mart.

it'll be known as a blundetto.

Got his paper yet?

And when am I supposed to do that?

Oh, you, it's no big. For gosh sake.

She's not gonna do massage at all.

So I'm findin' the other copy

Now that's funny, I thought I was the problem.

This semester's grade is heavily weighted on

It's not fixed. He's gotta come back with a fuckin' part.

Come on! Shut the door.

You're bein' discreet, right?

Word to the wise, remember 9/11!

I will make sure that he brings it in.