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This is still my time.
Sitting in a car, with a man,
That Salamanca fabric was worth it.
He lazy American and criminal.
A work-related injury.
You study hard for "massagie", yeah?
You passed.
I didn't have my stuff with me so
Oh, cut it out.
That's the thing, though, that book was way over my head.
You fuckin' crazy?!
There? They had that address by mistake.
Big Business
Because every time I think about
I'm serious. I wanna know.
That's me. Blundetto.
Fuck you talkin' about?
First and foremost, school comes first.
Alright.
12 grand? Madonna mi'.
Like yellin's gonna make me do anything but screw up more.
It's on the tip of my tongue
This is demoralizin'.
I wanna poke my eyes out with a knitting needle.
Janice made lasagna.
I'm not.
It was a fuckin' blast.
because it's not the stigma it once was.
What'd you do?
Oh, wait.
Hey, I thought you liked the other one,
with a fucking three-year lease.
We really were the last people in there.
So, "Blundino",
We're gonna go.
Plus, the guy sees somethin' in me.
I know, everybody’s an idiot to you
I'm over here bustin' my fuckin' ass!
Oh, no, here tell me.
I think we should include Tony in the conversation as well.
Roadway Xpress delivered five massage tables.
So, um, I met this guy at a club on canal.
You know I almost called you from the faculty parking lot.
There is also an issue with his five paragraph essay.
I probably shouldn't say this
Nothing really happens.
For me to even consider having you back,
The fuck you talkin' about?
Why do pissin', shittin' and fuckin'
I just like to read in there.
I'm practically doin' two years of medical school on my own right now.
Look at this, you're doubly blessed.
It's timeless, really.
It's not so great but you need somethin' on your stomach.
Fuckin' scam artist.
Really, why?
I don't know.
Now, I know it's wrong,