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I think you're a user, Carmela.
Alright, put those away.
grgdrg drgdrgdr
5:15, I haven't punched in yet.
Savagery beat a Pacers fan
Word to the wise, remember 9/11!
I don't know, I...
sometimes I wanna vomit.
I-I just want my old room back.
You know, if you really want to discuss this,
I'll need it.
And feeling like some teenager
but I wasn't that mature.
How the hell should I know?
Yeah, but...
What kind of mother am I? I mean look at us.
I don't know how you do it workin' full time.
Nice meeting you guys.
if Fredo Corleone can get a "C" 'cause you asked?
Keep walkin'.
You know if they found my books?
I looked inside, though. They're pretty spiff.
No good for Kim.
Get the fuck outta here.
You know you have to remember that when you're the boss.
You strong-armed me using the only weapon you have, your pussy.
You strong-armed me using the only weapon you have
Right, okay, thank you.
It's been a month since my last confession.
Uh, I will say that he took his time.
Well, that's his job, to get you into college.
No such luck
'Kay, I fuckin' know this.
Is it God that put him there?
5-6-2-4-7-3-7-30-2-11.
Mm, but you gotta help me.
and then practically attacking me sexually
Gotta stop at my mother's.
intellectualism over the physical.
Animal farm?
Fulfills certain physical desires.
Partner
You are the sweetest, sweetest man.
Ah, this looks delicious.
How about a glow-in-the-dark solar system
would even consider callin' in the authorities!
I have thought about this all day.
Not only are you very attractive...
Be a professional masseur.
fruit roll-ups and pop-tarts.
Actually, I think I met somebody.
we're gonna have to establish some non-negotiable ground rules.
Yeah, I know, I know.
Honey, you passed.
Yeah, Barbados, once. Years ago.
Now, she watch TV, live at home, do nothing.
Word to the wise, remember Pearl Harbour
I've got a headache.
Cut. Grass.
She's tryin' to find herself. She'll do the books and shit.
Blah.
Or maybe he's just a big homo.
I can't believe he would do this. Neither can I.
I suppose I could speak with Monsignor Bava,
I haven't been with anyone.