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I'm trying to decide between a savings bond
[chuckles, grunts]
Welcome to the promised land, boy.
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Well, now I can parade you
when you have to give up on some of your dreams.
Yo. Ready to ride?
I did love sauerkraut.Mm-hmm.
[chuckles]
I can't get up now; this weather lady's
Yeah. See? It's all about your perspective.
Let him go, Andi.
Wow. 50, huh?
[gasping and oohing]
I haven't been on a dirt bike in a long time,
blowing out some birthday candles.
Yeah. And-and a bed-and- breakfast along the way.
I have only ever had two things
Much worse.
Andi got you a shirt.Lowell!
Yeah, yeah, you're not old.
All right, hey, Mom and Dad.
[chuckles]
Okay, I think it's time to get off the couch.
[groaning] Okay, don't tell anyone,
I've earned it.
You just turned down daytime sex.
The buyers can still back out until