Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Rick, take me, please.
is not in any way gonna jeopardize my relationship with my pals, damn it.
Do you understand?
I want some Wine!
OK, Ricky. Wanna hold out your arm?
- How's your wife? - I hate her. I hate her guts.
Hey, lady, how much?
Yeah, well, Rick and his pals are probably knee-deep in whores by now.
- We'd like to order now. - Hey, no sweat. No sweat, guys.
You can't.
How'd it go?
Yes! Cleveland wins the pennant!
I am marrying Debbie.
My job.
She pees standing up! Not her!
Start your boners.
Wait, wait. What do you mean? What changes?
Fuck...!
No hookers
I want some wine!
I understand commitment! I love you!
The big show's gonna start in one minute. Come on!
Right.
Hey!
Which is fine, except that you're marrying my daughter
Do it, brother! Lay that Pipe! Drive it home Brother!
Rick! Mr Goldsmith, this is my brother-in-law. He's getting married.
And, uh...
Gone just a few seconds and I miss him already.
Here's your orders, ladies. You can help yourselves.
Oh, my God, our dad is here.
I've seen better.
By the way, I also do engine work on BMWs.
Why do good girls like bad boys?
Fair enough?
O'Neill...
No!
Well, if I go back on my word, I'll kill her.
So I see. Well, thank you. It's been very nice talking to you.
Ah! Vino!
I can't understand you getting married.
- Now, if I may make some suggestions? - Oh, feel free.
Out the window? Oh, this is gonna be a surprise. I'm a nut for surprises.
Timmy, why don't you go to sleep? There we go. Good boy. There we go.
Oh, it's amusing?
Hey, thanks, Dad. Listen, we gotta go.
Take care!
Shit.
Go, baby! Do it, brother! Lay that pipe! Drive it home, brother!
Ryko, come on, take a break!
Oh, yeah. A real diplomat.
- How's your wife? - I hate her. I hate her guts.
- Will your friend do this? - He'll do anything for money.
Hi.
You got it.
You wanna do the honors?
I guess I can't.
Move it out, move it out, move it out!
Yeah, that looks like fun, hm?
To tell you the truth, I'm envious. I wish I had someone who was in my every thought.
Next!
I want some wine!
I had to get out of the house anyway. My daughter's having a bridal shower.
You'll have some American grandkids in no time at all.
Oh... I am stunned.
- Are you sure you're OK? - Yes.
- Shall we tell her? - Yeah.
Yesterday we found a bunch of pornos in the back seat of O'Neill's car.
OK, Ricky, all finished.
Oh, shit!
You heard what those hookers said. They were supposed to go to a bachelor party.
How nice.
A little vino... would be keeno!
Do you, Richard Ernesto Gassko,
Oh, my gosh!
Ho-ho-ho! Look at those babies!
Wonderful!
Hmm, yeah, I understand.
You have no self-esteem, no thought about the future.
That's a coincidence. It's supposed to.
It was a moving experience. I thank you. From the bottom of my heart.
I'm sorry that the noise woke you up. I will take care of it right away.
No, no, no. We have some manly things we have to do, and this is no place for a woman.
Excuse me.
Rick, stop it! Get that thing away from me!
Yes, sir.
I said that's another example...
Debbie!