Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just got that car two months ago. It's got everything, it's got...

That's the old Rick!

I love Debbie. I made a promise and I'm crazy about her.

God, look at those guys! What a hunk!

My stomach was so upset

So by the fifth month, hopefully, football season starts.

Guys, this is the problem with American cars!

Oh, well, a seeing-eye hooker. This is a nice service.

Will you stop fooling around? I need to talk.

Hey, guys, excuse me. I gotta go shake the weasel.

Well, hey... Hey, if she can walk, I don't know my business, you know?

How about some air? You can take in some air. That'd be nice, wouldn't it?

- Why don't we name it after we eat? - Good idea.

I'll take you on.

Come on, just stay with me, guys. When a night gets dull, call in a pro.

Now you stay out of trouble, young man.

I'm a doctor! I can't do this!

That's that meat with that cheese on it. See, I don't eat cheese.

I mean it, Rick. All you have to do is dump Debbie.

Girls, why don't we go inside and have some lunch?

I figure why beat around the bush, but, I mean, this pup is fertile,

Your parents. Our friends.

Why don't you lean into the picture with your child?

You're getting married...

Ignorance to the Right Arrogance to the Left

OSD Admin Team Nah, Tracey Who....

Hey, it's a traditional event, and I am a traditional kinda guy.

What does she think she's doing?

If I don't get my car back, you're dead, mister!

- Oh, my God. - Ohhh!

- I'm gettin' married. - Yeah, right, yeah.

I can't believe my money's been wasted.

This is gonna be great.

Come on, Rick, let's go.

- Detroit? - Beyond the sun?

Good to see ya again.

- Son, I don't want you to give up on her. - I have tried to change her mind.

You'll love these shots. Thank you very much, Mrs Reeves. Have a nice day.

- I'd like to pay for this. - Could you wait till the song is over?

You be careful with that bus. It's a rental.

- What's wrong? - Nothing. Nothing. Let's get crazy.

Gentlemen, ladies, for your viewing pleasure, meet Max,

Who the hell put this shit in my beer cooler?!

If Debbie finds out about this, I am dead!

No. We will at least finish this set.

Oh! Mrs Klupner, why didn't I see this before?

Help me put this crap together and we'll get outta here.

Mom, come on, we'll have a great time. You might even get lucky.

Then... it's on to the real thing!

If I'm not back in half an hour, call the paramedics.

- Yeah, right there. - Thank you.

We who are about to go apeshit salute you!

No, not yet. Where is the groom?

Cousin, I can only speak to you from experience.

The marriage is off! You can screw around with your friends for the rest of your life!

Debbie, you're a hooker! I don't believe it!

It's good to see you, Brad.

Let's have a bachelor party, with chicks and guns and fire trucks

Ilene, I trust Rick. He promised...

So what do we do about it?

I need you to promise me.

Hey, bro! What it be?

Rick, goddamnit!

Pamela, you're here! How nice! Come say hello to our guest of honor.

Um... I'm Dr Tina Gassko.