Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Have a good time.

We've known each other since grade school,

A week from this Saturday, I turn in my amateur standing and I... I go pro.

Well, what's Debbie's Blue Book value right now?

Unrelenting, constant challenge to the senses.

This is your party! Your bachelor party! You haven't had sex with anyone yet.

Oh, God Almighty!

He hired some of your girls for a bachelor party?

Stop with this! We're supposed to be hookers! Act sexy!

But, by the fourth month... by the fourth month you're just... you're numb.

Look, Nick, I'd Rather Be Dead. But If This Is What You Want, Good Luck, Man.

Don't have a great time. You catch my drift, Mr Traditional Guy?

- Better and better, sir. - Good.

She pees standing up! Not her!

No, no! Please! Please stop! Don't! No!

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Congratulations, buddy.

Hey, nice seeing you.

I think you're an asshole.

Well, there you go, ma'am. End of the line. Last stop.

- Where's the women? There's no women. - Rudy, one thing at a time.

Lean in a little more.

I just wanna let 'em know where I am. I'm expecting an important phone call.

- Yeah? - Mm-hm.

My dearest family member, get in there. She's incredible.

We got veal... Par...

Look, Rick, I'd rather be dead. But if this is what you want, good luck, man.

Rick, I don't think I wanna go.

T minutes 1 2 3 we have igntion

Ok Nick? or is it Mr. Dick?

No! No! Anything but that!

- What's with the costume? - I don't know! Listen, do me a favor.

Thanks, man. We'll see you girls later. Ciao!

Better fix it or Milt cuts your balls off

Listen, you and your wife got problems, Brad?

You remember how crazy she was about you?

Oh, shit! I don't believe this!

Another one of these, huh?

I can't trust you!

The honest scoop? The first month, from the beginning, is terrific. It's great.

I was drowning in a pool of sweat

- Nice seeing you again, Rick. - You too, Mrs T. Let's do this every day.

Oh, I couldn't be better. This is the best. This is great. I love this. This is the best.

Is that a foot long?

Stan! You lying dog!

Go! Go! Go, go, go, go!

Do you know what a jam sandwich is? You take two pieces of bread, jam ‘em together.

Ooh, yeah. Chic in the sun, yeah.

What's going on?

Ooh. Small theater.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Stan, is this supposed to be like this?

Rudy, isn't that a beautiful car?

And if that failed, I'd try more persuasive action.

Well, Mr Thompson, that's really quite a list. And you're right. You're absolutely right.

Debbie, please! Don't be naive. Men are pigs.

Gentlemen, I'm not gonna beat around the bush on this thing.

Guys, what should I do? Should I take the car, or should I take Amber?

hey Look at the cans on that bimbo

I uh hope you like potato salad chunky style my favorite

We're gonna have so much fun!