Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So get ahead of this.

Kind of. But it's not really breaking and entering, Mom.

Wait. Do you like drag?

Archie, this is Ted Bishop. We served together.

for moral and tactical support.

Do you remember that Patrick-Bateman-type from earlier today

and they're making it work, so...

You wanna know what the one problem with that is?

Based on my research,

Your principal refuses to believe that I acted alone.

[Toni] You wanna see?

[Nick laughing on video]

How are you, Frank?

A videotape labelled "Donna."

spiked my champagne,

The tape you're holding right now is Jughead's initiation confession.

it's that I really don't have to prove anything to these people.

We're not sure what's gonna happen.

Yeah, because you and your mom made the dress.

[slow pop song playing]

Anybody he comes into contact with in this town is at risk now.

What about fencing?

You better not show that to anyone, you bitch, or I'm gonna--

Tell me, Elizabeth,

And I'm having lunch with the girls at Cafe des Creatifs.

My guess is the company's tying up loose ends.

First to three points wins.

a very special day.

Maybe if you turn yourself in, they'll go easy on you.

I'm sorry, what's your connection to Mr. Chipping?

So there was an ambush near the city center.

and as a Serpent, I've been in a couple of barfights with these ultramarine types.

And Mr. DuPont gives the contract to me.

he's filing a restraining order against you,

-Whoa, slow down. -Duckie was murdered.

You lose, you slink away and are never heard from again.

Welcome to the Maple Club.

I'm so sorry. What did you do?

He recruited me. To play football.

I thought I'd worked through it.

[watch beeping]

[Betty] Moose, who gave you the army pamphlets?

Okay. Moose, Moose...