Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're Watching The Beverly Hillbillies On WGN
Jay, what do you do?
It makes me very happy to announce that this year's Christmas bonus will be the same as last year's.
Non capisco.
Oh, well... Please?
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed.
She's sulking because you're in her kitchen.
What did he say?
She's old now, and she feels she's outlived her usefulness.
Now's our chance to talk.
Jethro, there ain't no kitchen in the world big enough to hold two cooks.
Oh, Signora Uncle Jed, buongiorno.
The truck parked out back.
I'm Jed.
Granny, you in there?
That's your fifth lunch.
We's gonna hop on that rascal, stop at the bank, get married, and then hot tail it for Niagara Falls.
Pa's gonna whoop you good!
No wonder you didn't want me wearing your Merriam clothes.
Y'all are invited.
No, Jed, no.
Salary?
You fell asleep with a flower in your hand.
You ain't gonna do no such a thing.
Don't debauch the young.