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Hey, I thought you broke your arm.
But I do have one small concern.
‐ [laughing] Yeah!
‐ [crying] You‐‐you taught...
‐ Hey, I broke my arm on a mission‐‐
‐ I'd press it into a trash can.
You guys, look! It's like we're dancing.
‐ You haven't been doing your rehabilitation exercises.
‐ Grade A sheared Mongolian goat.
Watch. [inhales]
If you're free.
‐ Aw, trouble in billionaire‐adise?
‐ It would be my pleasure
[laughter]
- He's quite cunning. - Cyril Figgis?
‐ I think someone's trying to kill me.
[cane clicks] Aleister: Apologies, sir.
- The phone's dead. - The elevator's broken.
‐ [gasps] Really?
Cyril: Boom goes the personnel health‐care form.
for maximum discomfort?
‐ Cyril, no one tries three assassinations in one day.
‐ What? Wait, he doesn't have that power.
He was top agent during your coma.
the traveling cable, the safety catch,
‐ We thought Ray was maybe dead!
But you're right. The man is perfect.
‐ It's a normal British voice, all right?
‐ What if Aleister is the danger?
Damn it! You took my secret shotgun?
‐ And I never even named a beneficiary
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‐ I totally get that.
that this was a freak accident
‐ It did.
There's explosive residue on the coffeepot.
‐ In her defense, she thinks all butlers are murderers.
‐ Welcome back, sir. I've been expecting you.
‐ It's a classic odd couple fight.
‐ Please, allow me.
[gunshot]
‐ But not for long.
‐ How should I rub sand into your eyes