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They got these crazy fish boning knives‐‐
‐ A fake rescue mission as cover for a secret vacation.
- I'll fill the tub. - And then fill me.
You're bad.
‐ Likewise. In terms of pleasure.
vis‐à‐vis color.
but, gosh darn it, I'm out of commission.
Well driven, sir.
Cyril: Okay, what's more likely,
Archer: [grunts]
Pam: [grunts] Cheryl: Ow!
- It was a job, sir. - Not to me!
"and maybe, just maybe, I want to complain about the guy
‐ Maybe we should focus on your obvious jealousy of Aleister.
Would you like to squeeze this lemon into my eyes?
or just electrocute me?
and now they're out again?
[grunts]
- Lana: Ray! - What?
[groans] valet.
‐ I beg your pardon, sir, but I'm not here to kill you.
‐ [inhales] I'm staying.
‐ How would you press a tweed suit?
if you don't shut up for my announcement.
[sword shings]
‐ Shh. No, I'm done with valets.
‐ Who I intend to stab on purpose
or that someone wants to kill the world's most annoying spy?
[with British accent] Welcome home, sir.
‐ Ha! Parry, parry, riposte!
The guy I sometimes stab by accident?
both: Cool.
‐ You are aware that all my other valets
‐ To criticize how stupid he is.
‐ [grunts, groans]
[keyboard clacking]
[gun clicks]
Right now, I need you to reload my cane.
‐ Uh, sir, I thought I might prepare my specialty tonight,
‐ Good, now back to me‐‐
You added something incredible to my Eggs Woodhouse!
‐ Damn it. Why am I not dead?
And lasers.
Cyril, we were in this elevator
‐ And we have to keep it a secret.