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with your mother's approval, of course.
‐ Y'all, my cover was blown.
Guy, gang. Gang, guy.
and he was just like...
‐ So I said, "If a robot can feel pain,
‐ Too bad I removed all the armor plating.
of sad writers and stupid teenagers?
The target will be dead in 24 hours.
Okay, I found the valet who will serve me until my,
‐ Lost them over the waterfall,
He was the first person you told about your new office.
Pam: Absolutely. Look at that grip.
- What? - I mean, maybe someone can.
And there's no shame in choosing the office.
[dramatic music]
Do you really think you can outshine him
- What? - Aww.
‐ [laughs]
‐ But the phone runs on a separate line.
‐ Yeah, it's pretty, but a burger
‐ Sure. I don't care about that.
I'll only ask this incredibly traumatic question once.
‐ Okay, favorite grade of cashmere?
‐ Was that so hard?
Ha!
Lana: What the hell are you doing?
And that Steak Aleister, I‐it wasn't just adequate.
‐ I deserve safety in my workplace.
‐ Is the elevator cable okay?
and be gone for hours.
So when are you guys getting here?
With drinks!
Sea salt scrubs and coconut cocktails!