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‐ Will there be anything else, sir?
‐ Let me explain something, Aleister.
I'd like that.
‐ Glass half full, my ruined pants give me an excuse
Aleister: [gasps]
Elevators kill 27 people a year, Cyril.
‐ I'm just trying to save our lives.
‐ Good? I'd swim in this.
But his secret second tracker is also in Fiji,
I'll just say you have more honor.
before it gets cold.
and I made him eat a bag of potting soil as a test
You said no one attempts an assassination
‐ So this place has bungalows?
‐ Yes, sir?
‐ No, no, no, no. Uh, don't worry about it.
‐ Not my concern.
‐ Capital defense. [both grunt]
Uh, forget about the lemon going in your eyes.
things have been...[sighs] weird with Robert.
‐ Can you keep a secret?
- Sir? - You've got a secret.
‐ I... don't know?
it just lights up my whole day.
‐ I'll break the other one
I don't do it that well.
- [chuckles] - I'll do my best, sir.
‐ What, Ray dying in Africa?
‐ Ha, touché. And touché.
‐ Two are still in the hospital.
‐ I can't stand this guy.
‐ Why am I carrying all the bags?
when it exploded, like, two hours ago.
‐ We shouldn't even be out in public.
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Malory: Oh, I'm sorry.
Archer: [cackling]
‐ Aleister, I'm home.