Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...or ever get a good view of a parade.
Loop quantum gravity is the future of physics.
But, um, I think for now Leonard and I are just gonna stay friends.
...before you call so I'm not repulsed by your cloying eagerness.
Please. The only way she could make a contribution to science...
- What happened to you? - Nothing happened to me.
You're only saying that because of what happened.
How do I know someone's not touching my food?
...their bosom jumps out and says, "Howdy."
I still don't understand why you don't just go to dinner.
...in front of anything you want and expect to get away with it.
Now that you're unattached, maybe we can revisit our previous attachment.
Don't forget the male-pattern baldness.
Oh, it isn't? Really?
I'm sorry, that was a little abrupt.
Playing "Super Mario" on a poorly coded Nintendo 64 emulator.
...exploring a planet similar to Earth in the 1500s.
- Leslie. - Hi.
But why are you doing it on the stairs?
...and I'd appreciate it if you would, you know, make yourself scarce.
- Terrific. - You know what this means, don't you?
If Leonard's really my friend...
Mud.
Penny, hold on.