Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I could've accepted our kids being genetically unable to eat ice cream...
...would be if they resumed sending chimps into space.
We dated, we stopped dating, and now we're both moving on.
Of all the overrated physicists in all the labs in all the world...
- I think she's smoking hot. - I'd hit that.
Sheldon, don't make that noise. It's disrespectful.
No, it wasn't my cat.
Graduate schools should do a better job of screening those people out.
That's a temporal anomaly.
Oh, now you're just making stuff up.
- Yeah, sure. - Well, if you'll excuse me...
I'm just wondering if you really gave it the old college try.
Well, you can't blame me for not jumping to that conclusion.
It was rife with historical inaccuracies.
Who will administer the Heimlich maneuver?
How?
- Hey, Sheldon. - Penny.
So, yeah, good to see you.
- We should probably go. - Yeah.
I don't care. There are far too many historical anomalies for my comfort.
I'm fully committed to the traditional relationship paradigm.
You mean like you and Richard the slave girl?
If anything, they would've said, "Huzzah."
I fashioned historically accurate undergarments out of linen.
But this? This is a deal breaker.