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If we were, the food would be better.
...and lacing them up in corsets so tight...
- Bye, guys. - Like your hat.
All right, let's say I go to dinner alone...
...and you two would like some privacy, I'd be happy to get out of your way.
Okay, well, I have a date too, so I'll see you.
Yeah, that's great. You guys want corn dogs?
Are you suggesting another bout of stress release?
- You want me to leave the apartment? - Yes.
Are you gonna let him talk to me like that?
Look on the bright side.
...someplace else?
At best, they would've had some spiced wine.
Okay, well, good night.
- Not Chow's? - No, Chang's.
Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
It's just a matter of actually making a date with someone.
You can go dressed as a Star Trek science officer...
- Pastries such as bear claws? - Yeah, sure.
That was not 15th-century soap.
Okay, well, there is a lot of merit to both theories.
I don't like bear claws.
- Don't make this hard for me. - It's not hard. It's simple.