Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My wife does. I mean, my ex-wife.

That's wonderful. We have to do something about it.

Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Steve Martin.

- How about dinner? - I can't. I don't have dinner with the boss.

- What? - Youheard me.

Wait. I've lost my keys.

Direct from Mawby's. It's Tina Tech, ladies and gentlemen.

- Listen. - Friends on the committee?

So howthe hell did youknow?

but I didn't tell you I got the audition until this morning.

Mr Bradley, please.

That's why youcalled me every night?

It cost me a $170. I had to special order it.

Jake, sit down and play a game.

It's going to be OK.

I love how youalways try to straighten out other people's lives.

Keep it. It's my way of saying I'm sorry.

If youcome up with anything on her, I'll give yousix.

"Ex cuse me, sir, do youhave frogs legs?"

I know it sounds really silly.

A lesbian with a hard-on.

The door on the left.

We're getting out of here.

Do youread lips?

But I've saved money, so if they take me, I can support myself.

Three and a half. I'm ecstatic.

Youprobably just like doing it in bed, right?

Hello. Nick has told me all about you.

I called the restaurant last night...

Now, more important, did yougo to the repertory?

Little Buddy’s Diapers

What's a pimple on a Polack's ass?