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Do it now! Do it!
Did youknowthat the smallest penis ever measured was 1.1 inches?
Did youever try?
- Youreally live here? - Yeah.
I'm Richie Blazik.
One pastrami on kaiser. Mayo, no mustard.
What was he before he became a dog?
So, the lady says to the waiter,
I thought about it a lot.
Round. Snug.
Me too.
- Night. - Night, Jake.
- I got to go, youguys. - See you, Alex. Don't get dirty.
and an American Motors dealership in McDonald,
I've been thinking about sex a lot.
- Not always. - But once, right? At least once?
Kid! Come here.
She likes it.
Well?
When I went on that stage I was looking so good.
Hanna?
May the Lord be in your heart and mind that youconfess your sins
What the hell.
Youhave to be invited before youcan audition and they invited me.
I'm sorry, Daddy.
Richie!
I used to steal hubcaps with Johnny C.
Here's your hat.
Oh, shit.
Alex, sit down here a minute.
- Youdo care. - I don't care.
There is no way I belong there.
I'll put cockroaches in your hamburgers, yougot it?
- What doesn't matter? - The audition. I don't care.
How about boogers? Sports for fifty?