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I'm just going to get on the turnpike. That's it. I'm gone.
It was rough in the old days.
- She'll fall on her ass. - She's got a tough ass.
I know.
She's my ex-wife. We have friends on the Arts Council.
- Of course. Why wouldn't he? - Yeah, why wouldn't he!
The truth is, you're scared shitless of going to that place, aren't you?
- It was the company I was keeping. - That was good. That's funny.
And one day, I realised that...
I can see that I don't have to worry about you.
Look up.
Listen, I didn't come here to fight, I came to see if youwere OK.
Whatever turns youon.
Listen, what can I say? Thanks a lot.
If it's that bad, why don't you slit your wrists and get it over with?
Come on, Jeanie!
Altoona, Pennsylvania.
He'll call.
Listen. Come see my club. I just put this new PA system in.
- I just wanted to say goodbye. - Where are yougoing?
If he ain't asked me to marry him by now, he ain't gonna.
Darling, here youare.
It's been a long time since my last confession.
Dreaming is wonderful, but it won't get youcloser to what youwant.
with the lady who drives the lunch truck.
- What's his name? - Grunt.
I can't, I was just fooling around. I'm not a dancer like that.
- Is it bleeding? Jesus. - Yeah.
He gets upset when people he doesn't knowfollow me home.
I give youtwo lousy shots and you're talking about going to L.A.!
Come here!
Youknow, I have this close, personal relationship
She doesn't work for me any more. She's over at the Zanzibar.
A brain tumour.
It sucks.
Phone booths?
OK. Have it your way.
Youwant to make a living rolling around on your back?
A day in the life of a quebie......
Has he taken youto the steel mill? He likes to go there on his first date.