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I said no.
How close do we need to be?
Girl, you're gonna be getting so many cat memes.
best thing I could do for both of them was get lost.
Yes, there's that.
she wasn't having it.
Mom, stay with me!
Means all we can do is wait,
And we haven't called off
I'm going with you guys.
I got you.
But I'm telling you I have known her for a long time.
once you experience the world's best pastrami.
And for saving my life.
Don't worry. I'm only doing it to prevent a war.
And some of that.
which satellites are guiding that missile towards the U.S.
No. We're good.
Well, then consider the wait officially over.
For now...
on the "bah humbug" mobile.
the computer technicians,
Yes, but they don't believe us.
She left her phone, which isn't a good sign.
So I did the only thing I could think of.
who know their way around a motherboard.
I think you mean Nostradamus.
someone hacked the NSA and downloaded 200 gigs of data.
Got to side with Mac on this one.
This is officially the worst vacation ever!
You know?
it was going pretty good.
so I decided I had to fix that.
is hunting her down.
We're gonna need an RFID
So we got to get in there right now.
firing their missiles at the West Coast.
Correct me if I'm wrong,
If she was in trouble,
Look, it's a long story,
Then they told me to hack the NSA.
Hi. Good to see you. Merry Christmas.
- This. This metal mesh. - What are you doing?
I'm an American citizen.
We don't have time to debate this.
Copy. We're on the next plane.
No, no, no. Stop.
All right, fine.
All right, everybody, hold still.
Yeah, get some of that.
We don't have much time.
Besides, Mac already has a plan.
- Take a look at this. - Oh, my God.
I don't trust you?
All adds up to one thing.
Exactly.
we figure out what is going on.
the coming year would be better than the last.
we'll kill your mother anyway."
I see my daughter.
We did it!
- Come on, Mac! - Okay!
But it's a Dallas Cowboys Snuggie, so, you know,
Could steal the signal off that fob clipped to your pocket
- Mac? - I'm trying.
but something's going down in a building in Shanghai.