HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Wow, that hits home. Boom.
"Deandra... Yes?
I'm gonna have to stop this. Really?
All of our fortune. She gave it to you. Weird, right?
L It's time for my daughter and that idiot who raised her to learn a lesson.
I'm devastated over here. We need to throw a big-ass party.
Mix things up a little bit. Here. Why don't you just, uh...
Well, no. I'm the funny fat guy. So don't worry about that.
Hmm... Too complicated. I don't like that.
Then you should think of this little girl as your soul mate of pain.
Yo. Okay.
Do you work here? What... Nah.
AIDS? You touch anybody?
And I... And I... And I think that maybe that's what the tension...
"If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things.
Sure. Yeah, at the party mansion. You're gonna be perfect, man.
Who wants to burn through a quick chapter of this diary?
You know what I mean? They're sharp too. Oh, I'll show you.
"Dear Diary, the dance was a total disaster.
Huh. Well, what about all our friends, dude?
Let's stop being pussies, and let's funnel some beers! Let's funnel some beers!
All of... All of... Yeah. Yeah.
Hmm.
Tell her she’s a goddamn whore!
You tell her for me that I will be in touch with her somehow.