Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what, guys? I'm just gonna put "nothing sexual" again just to reiterate.
Hmm! Because I've been thinking about it.
I wanna kill him! Mom just gave away all of our money!
Bruce Mathis? "A handsome man...
I am also broken up. Mm-hmm.
As soon as you break character, you blow the grift.
Who's that? Me.
That's what I'm saying, bro! Our legacy! Our whole legacy here!
We need a funny fat guy. Because every crew has a funny fat guy.
who lie and steal and take advantage of people...
Well, sure. Hey, man!
What up?
I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Okay?
Oh, so they're like magical trick knives or...
So let's go out and make some friends, right? Okay, let's do that. But first...
Listen. Would now be a good time to say a few words...
Now, when he gets here, I want you to hold my hand through the whole thing.
Give her some money. What?
Well, then why did you cut it like... 'Cause it looks totally like a dick.
Well, there's nothing tougher than losing a parent. Oh, it's the worst!
Just tell me what you are into.
He didn't understand it. I understood it... perfectly.
It's funny that I seem like that. Because I'm not holding up okay.
Al DS? You touch anybody?
Exactly. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, I'll swing by.
Yeah.
Hand, hand.
You're gonna tell everybody how we're like those guys from Jackass.
He's got a... He's got a very dry sense of humor.
I banged his sister too. Did you really?
These are awkward situations often.
Do the thing where you're like, "And, yes, of course I know who you are. "
Nah, he didn't read the flyer. No, I read the flyer.
I can't stop crying, Ernesto.