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I'm serious this time. She had a botched neck lift.

This dude is the shit. I shall use this crossbow to pierce my broken heart.

Again, nothing sexual. Underlined

I'm just worried he's gonna wake up before we throw him down those stairs.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

so that these kids have a loving, stable home.

But apparently you... you have none. So...

Why are you guys doing this? That's what friends do to each other, bro.

"Then congratulations.

I'm gonna take this and give it to the lawyer, and you're gonna lose the house...

No! Oh, it's not hilarious!

Okay, I... Always been a whore!

I like dudes in good shape. There we go.

But you seem to be holding up okay.

Okay... I'm reading the words that someone else wrote, okay?

He's got a restraining order against me.

Yeah. It does sound gay. Right?

You're the most horrible people alive.

When you tell her she's cute but she tells you to stfu

As soon as you break character, you blow the grift.

No, no. He robbed your house.

Ooh, Mac. Here come our guests. Come on.

Make sure you're getting this. Yeah, yeah.

He's... He's grieving and and... Yeah. Sure.

But I can't promise that I'm not gonna go berserk...

You're not really gonna throw him down the stairs. Oh!

All right, read back what we got so far because I don't... Okay.