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Call, Turk.
Please.
Is that going to be like the time you quit drinking?
I'm alive!
Juanita, huh? Well, you can Juanita this right there!
- Cool. - Are you okay?
- What the hell? - It's now or never.
(ALL LAUGHING)
J.D.: As for me, I spent my free time
I have in my adult life that qualifies as "me time."
Come on, buddy, please pick up.
Just yesterday, I found out that my girlfriend...
January 27, 1975
You're killing me.
January 28, 1971
You're pregnant?
Mrs. Zeebee's CAT scan came back.
I could put a captain's wheel up on the roof,
Ted, please!
That was the bed remote.
(KNOCKING)
... or the choices they didn't make.
I could take her out to sea.
- Start a family, see the world... - Punch a whale.
Jacky, would you like some hot dogs?
but I could never get my Juris Doctorate.
I don't think I've ever seen the inside of your apartment before.
Have there been other penises?
When am I going into surgery?
Don't even say a word.
Sim, Spaghetti para o almoço