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Quick question. What does this outfit tell you?
(SCREAMING)
Jesus Take the Wheel, by Carrie Underwood.
you never actually had sex with her?
(GROANING)
I am done with anger.
Dude, what the hell am I supposed to tell Kim
(SOBBING)
Maybe we can chat about how everyone in this frickin' hospital,
Kim, I'm not really sure how to phrase this,
All right, champ, just in case you get hungry later on...
Not until you spend a little time acting like a flag.
Okay, on the night of said conception,
What about you and the motorcycle accident guy?
If you're a 44-year-old man wearing a jumpsuit
Somebody's got a little smoodgie on his face. There you go.
That'll be fun to clean up.
but you have to promise not to laugh, okay?
When that bad boy starts a-jumpin',
You know, Kim, I'm sorry, but I really have no idea.
For instance, the medical miracle that is one woman
Hello? J.D., this is a really bad connection.
you're gonna find somebody to talk to about this while I'm gone.
We don't want to scare them.
catch a parrot somehow, slap on an eye-patch,
You wanna be like everybody else and say, "Everything's gonna be just fine."
(ALL CHUCKLING)
Why doesn't Elliot have a freshly-ripped new one, right now?
Oh, we can't start the surgery until the troopers find your foot.
Turn that damn thing off!
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