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I mean, I wish... maybe the family could come together.
'Shit, I can't believe it. '
'I never planted my seed. My loins are like dried buckwheat.
I don't think I've ever seen a ball that slippery.
'I'll say miracle drug cure. Maybe she'll give me another one as congratulations.
He's six foot, he loves movies and walks, and we totally clicked on the phone.
Don't be scared.
Or maybe...
or reflection about my brother, to speak up.
It'll be such a laugh.
then I think it would be a bit bloody rich for my sister
Not that I've got anything against your... kind.
"I looked at the towel-head I'd slotted... "
'Lf not, bang a tab and get a massage. '
'Find out the Hindus and the Hindon'ts.
'Couldn't even be bothered to go to bed. It's pathetic.
'It must have been taken shortly before he died. '
Yeah, I will. But, Sophie, before I do,
? Onward Christian soldiers
'Ooh, this is nice. How weird are they?
Er, Sophie, could I have a quick word?
I don't waste my life looking for a man to fill a dad-shaped hole.
'What I really need is a good, long look at another man's bollocks.
Scorpio Patrol, Real Life Behind Enemy Lines.
- Here's to God! - To God.
I thought afterwards, if you like, we could go somewhere.
OK, if you two step to one side, I'm gonna do a stomach pump.
- It's not? - No. Mark, we need to have a talk.
Er, yeah.
'No. No, no, no, no, no. '
'Come on.
Except maybe one thing could.
'He's in there,