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Right.
So Jeremy, I'm going to turn in.
'Shit! This just gets better and better. '
Well, he did... I didn't tell you this. He did make a pass at me.
'And I know most of it from The Omen. '
Penis?
a funeral, it's an emotional time, lots of emotions.
You're drunk, Jeremy. Try and get some sleep.
'My cock's gone right down. Fuck. '
Jeremy, look, I'm flattered but I'm here with Mark.
And she gave me a peck on the cheek. It's a nightmare!
Bleaurgh, bleaurgh, bleaurgh, bleaurgh, bleaurgh.
it's your pants.
'If I can get the first one over without major embarrassment.
Er, whatever. I just want to rewind this bit.
to a cottage with a bed for the weekend.
- What the fuck? - Soph, it's only me.
? Marching as to war...?
- What about the carving on his arm? - That's just Biro.
Right. One minute we're alive, the next we're dead.
I mean, if I want an Xbox, why don't I just get an Xbox?
Look, what I'm trying to say is that, if I was dying, and I decided that
or for something.
'OK, stay focused.
He was gonna make me a bow and arrow that could go through a dustbin.
He's opened his eyes. Jez, we're right here, Jez.
- Are you finishing with me? - We weren't ever really...
'Did she say johnnies plural?
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