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and I was dressed as America's sexiest judge...
Ohhh!
Oh, that is so sweet!
When we got married, all I could afford
You gave him a super-high-grade narcotic?!
But I had no idea how amazing it'd be
A drug rep gave me these samples
Insults were lobbed. "Whatevers" were hurled.
Just hours ago,
Oh. Here we go.
that were stunning but weren't me.
just like in that movie I watched last week
Ew!
My advice?
Well, we got engaged anyway.
I didn't ruin it.
I'm sorry. I just had to say something.
Nothing.
Okay, the life-insurance thing
Have him back home by midnight, all right?
I know.
Ooh!
'Cause I feel like I don't have a lot of stuff.
Shya!
You don't know. You don't know Beyoncé.
We're really good together...
Okay, let me finish my story.
mom watches while she eats chocolate.
No. This means "stop!"