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but I think we know how that played out.
Sure.
Everybody!
Well, that's good.
I found my speech from 20 years ago.
Okay, fine.
to build a family and a life with you.
Okay. Be home by 12:00.
Yum-yum.
I know. Dad is gonna ground me forever.
We finally told the kids
Well, I just wanted to say thank you.
Halloween's stupid, anyway.
and I was distracted, and Pat took one off my desk.
Okay. Aah!
while I was eating chocolate.
A jewelry store?
I put one of the polaroids I took of you
There's a box of chardonnay in the fridge
and now he is spinning in a chair!
Beautiful kids.
Oh, no... That's just the meth head
and you have this mischievous elf-like quality
Yep. That's a scarecrow.
so you'd still do your re-proposal thing.
Or until I die from lecture poisoning.
Clark. What are you doing here?
Hello, my dear.
and take the consequences.
I also love stories with robots.
Go ahead.
And second of all, that toenail was jacked up!
I apologized, you jerk.
Okay, Mr. Stanovich, I'll see you real soon.
Grandma said dad proposed on Halloween
Even after that thing with the masked fondler in the hay-bale maze?