Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The queen of honesty here needs someone to pretend
Ah, I'm on Jen at least four times a day.
because tomorrow night I'm spending the evening with the Joker.
It was like breaking up with the Joker.
What are you, an animal?
Her name is Jen. Er, she's a work colleague.
I saw on your profile that you were having a party.
That's brilliant. God, I'm so thirsty.
We own everything you put on Friendface--
I mean, this is just between ourselves.
a prostitute in the bedroom.
where you can meet new friends, catch up with old ones,
Yup, that's Jen. She may look like a ginger angel,
who's even wilder than I am.
That's a horrible thing to say! How dare you!
I'm enjoying an evening out with my woman.
I feel so social
Let's all stop talking and dance to this song.
This is a fragile young woman. What if she reacts badly?
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I... I love... I love this song.
Jennywenny@Friendface?
We have two lovely children, Zenith and Quasar.
God, yeah, that would be an absolute fucker.
- so I need a husband. - Yeah, I can't...
So many people I don't care about getting back in touch.
- What, really? - Yeah, let's go and meet Jen.
Each Friendface page is like a Petri dish filled with friendship germs.
It was like breaking up with Pennywise.
- Are you pissed? - A little bit.