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Jennywenny@Friendface?
because tomorrow night I'm spending the evening with the Joker.
We own everything you put on Friendface--
The queen of honesty here needs someone to pretend
I saw on your profile that you were having a party.
- so I need a husband. - Yeah, I can't...
God, yeah, that would be an absolute fucker.
I... I love... I love this song.
Her name is Jen. Er, she's a work colleague.
where you can meet new friends, catch up with old ones,
who's even wilder than I am.
I'm enjoying an evening out with my woman.
That's a horrible thing to say! How dare you!
Each Friendface page is like a Petri dish filled with friendship germs.
I feel so social
- Are you pissed? - A little bit.
Ah, I'm on Jen at least four times a day.
I mean, this is just between ourselves.
So many people I don't care about getting back in touch.
What are you, an animal?
This is a fragile young woman. What if she reacts badly?
We have two lovely children, Zenith and Quasar.
That's brilliant. God, I'm so thirsty.
- What, really? - Yeah, let's go and meet Jen.
a prostitute in the bedroom.
It was like breaking up with the Joker.
Yup, that's Jen. She may look like a ginger angel,
It was like breaking up with Pennywise.
Let's all stop talking and dance to this song.