Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We've been seeing each other for some time.

As I've already said, I am fully seeded.

but get her behind closed doors and she turns into Peter Stringfellow.

It was great seeing your profile pop up on Friendface--

And so I turned to Moss. And Moss was there for me, Roy.

I don't. I don't. I don't have feelings for this man.

Now it's just love and companionship, and everything's fine.

attractive, successful-looking friends?

My mum's on Friendface! My mum!

to be her husband at her school reunion.

Hey, if I'm pretending to be married, I'm pretending to be sexually active.

It's not going on my CV. But every man has a story like this.

- Where do you play? - Where don't I play!

That's why I'm doing it on email.

- Yeah. - Uh-huh.

She never had much time for me in school and I wanted to impress her,

But then you left. You left, Roy.

you may come away with millions of people attached to your face!

- And how are you? - I'm great. I am great.

If I had a pound for every bloody woman... Arh!

Her big embarrasing story is she passed on Arctic Monkeys And her big embarrasing story is she passed on Justin Timberlake in the Sexyback video, a used Xbox 360 console from 2007, and a woman driving a 2010 Toyota Yaris

We want to hear about the guy that tamed her heart.