Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Patrick wants us to surprise Mame. Come on, hide. In there, quick!
Oh, I see! I have the responsibility and your trustee has the authority.
The school must be exclusive and restricted.
Now, it's here someplace. Here we are!
O'Bannion. Mr. O'Bannion.
Like a man and woman in each other's arms. Listen to the words sing!
...they're a lot of vain, selfish, empty bigots.
Norah, lto, Patrick. I did want to pay you some of your back salary...
And dear, staunch, stalwart Lindsay.
- These are tasty. - What are they, dear?
Welcome home.
- My lifesaver, Patrick, and Lindsay. - This has been a great day.
- I'm fine. You have enough problems. - Don't I, though?
Lord Dudley, no more champagne or I shall forget myself altogether.
Patrick.
Surely you've heard of the de Gooches? Second wealthiest bankers.
I go now. Get lamb chops, bottle of milk for boy.
I hereby affix my hand this fourteenth day of September, in the year 1928."
I thought it might rain, we'd call it off.
...was it horses brought you and Beauregard together?
After all, you can't be with me. No women in the dorm.
Of course not! And don't you be, child. Norah's here to look after you.
This isn't so difficult. Another drink. Where was I? What are you writing?"
Where is it? That's my boy!
You must always be frank with your Auntie Mame.
"I, Edwin Dennis, being of sound mind and body...
Good. Well then, let's get back down.
Talk slow then, Beau, darling. I can listen fast.
Lady Iris, would you be good enough to ring for my wrap?
- Auntie Mame. - Yes, dear.
Will the general public understand all this symbolism?
- It's all right. I found them. - Wait a minute.
There, on the highest tower on a clear day, you can see the Taj Mahal.
Just one minute. Where did he learn to mix...?
That's a pretty picture, I must say.
Yes! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving.
Should she know you've turned into one of the most beastly, bourgeois...
- That's ridiculous. I won't hear of it. - Dad?
We're all ruined!
Shall we try this out for size?
Son? We got our sweet Georgia peaches right here.
I want to stay with you, Auntie Mame. I don't want go to St. Bony-face.
I want to pay off that taxi man, so he can get home.
Bleak Buffalo! Hear how the words cling to each other?
You destroyed me! There were critics out there!
I just don't think I can bear it.
Fix the animal in the eye with a masterful gaze.
My, what supple legs you have. You must have studied yoga.
Well, Mamie old girl, here's your poison.
- I'll get you a bit of water. - No, please don't bother.
I say I'm very happy to have met you.
- Perfect! Shall we...? - I'll do it.
I shouldn't mention the possibility of Michael going to India with me.
Hold it now, will you? Now, you hold on tight while I re-focus.
But I find you a woman with a very powerful charm.
...you all.
- Thank you. - Yes.
Jumping water hazards. "Don't lean. Sit erect."
Beauregard...
Now I'll see how they all ended.
Why don't you stay here and rest a while?
...leaping over hedges, jumping over river gaps and the hounds yapping!
Now, Beau, no higher!
- Have you ever been to Scarsdale? - Good afternoon, Aunt Vera.
What did you do with me evening slippers?
Oh, no, Auntie Vera. This isn't Gloria. That's Gloria.
How can I court the muse with all that clackety-clack?
Look at her! She's passing everybody!
Tell me, Miss Dennis... May I call you "Mame"?
Since you're practically one of the family, I'll let you in on my secret.
Where's Mrs. Burnside?
That's a nice thing to do. It's the true...
You...!
We've done all we could to make it seem like authentic Colonial America.
What are they?
I won't take Gooch, she's an offense to the sight.
There they were! A room full of them!
And that Christmas we were so broke.
It's a cozy little nook. My loom is by the window. Do you weave?
...if he filled their stockings with bills for collection on delivery.
- How do you do? - Hello.
Come, child, I'll show you to your room.
Patrick's trustee, some hideous man...
Dear Patrick and Pegeen: Arriving from India, June 31.
I went back to apologize to you, but you was gone.
Acacius, darling, this is my nephew Patrick.
When you get back from Prickly Pines, I'll give an intimate family dinner.
Upper Richmond's top drawer. Really top drawer.
Well, now, Patrick.
We are about to break bread with Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside.
Oh, you come in. You wait. I fetch.
You think you might find room for Patrick?
Mrs. Burnside, I can't breathe!
The only kind of sales slip I know how to make out is COD.
Auntie Mame, Gloria Upson. This is my Auntie Mame, Mrs. Burnside.
Speed-O won't let anybody out who can't do 180 words a minute.
We won't miss even a day together. Patrick, that's beautiful.
Wouldn't it be simpler to say, "The day I was born, it rained in Buffalo"?
She will, but not for herself.
Get out of my way! What am I gonna do with this damn stinking halo?
No, I'm afraid not. Brian couldn't possibly...
Did I connect you with Mr. Gutterman instead of Mr. Applewhite? I'm sorry.
Come back to the house. We'll have a glass of whiskey.
You'll never guess what that secret ingredient is.
Golly, long pants at last! Can I try them on right now?
- You got one? - Dozens.
And to tell you that while she's here...
Or will you be able to make that quite clear without any help from me?
Of course, you'll have to educate me. Make me more cosmopolitan.
I couldn't. I'm too nervous!
...as they start up the ladder of life together.
- What happened? - Nothing.
Yes. My friend got a kind of editor to work with you.
I would have, but I knew you were tied up with the book...
What's that?
Mame!
Coeducational means when boys and girls go to school together.
- He was helping me with the slip. - This young lady, Ms. Dennis...
Try!