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How could lto drive you up? I sold the car.
My friend who may drop in later calls it the Flaming Mame.
Don't forget the skates for the little nippers!
Nobody liked the stinky old play at all until you came in.
It is known to be conservative and this gives the boys basic...
"Whenever approaching a strange mount...
Yes. Well, now, Brian.
Mother of Jefferson Davis, she's passing the fox!
I'm a whiz at CODs. You can tell.
Thank you, lto.
Give me another chance.
It's a member of somebody's family.
Patrick, you have vision. Mame, he's just like you.
Doris, now where are you off to?
What are y'all standing around for?
You did it. I never knew you went on with it.
- What do you call those? - Orthopedic Oxfords.
- I'm already enrolled in... - Let Mr. Babcock talk.
Roller-skate lady. Where is the roller-skate lady?
How did you two ever get acquainted?
Chocolate ice cream?
One day I must meet Mums and Daddums.
What's his name?
Emory!
Are you all right, Doris?
Hush, my little love.
I'll answer it.
We need it now, so let's go ahead and have it.
Would you care for a martini, Mr. Babcock?
How vivid.
I was asked to drop by to meet the fabulous Mrs. Burnside.
Yay A miracle
It will help stir the flames of our inspiration.
Come now, my little love.
- That's the signal. - What signal?
And big smile! That's a girl.
One moment. Oh, Mr. Loomis!
He was living in some miserable flat.
- I prefer coeducational schools. - What do you mean?
My claim will be substantiated by my wife, Agnes Gooch O'Bannion."
I think we went to a movie. Yeah, there was a wedding in it.
I know, I know.
Mame.
A hunt? Oh, a hunt. A hunt?!
- I'll finish Patrick's letter. - All right.
Let's keep our grits going in the right direction.
I've just been to the most awful party...
- Your sister's nice. - Nice?
- I'm over 200. - No, you're not.
What happened, Missy Gooch?
Well, we've both known sorrow.
Is anything wrong, Mrs. Burnside?
They're building a home there for refugee Jewish children.
Now, let me see, Doris. You are number four. Now, here we go.
Show this woman to the kitchen, start her on glasses.
Fish food. Where's the fish food? Oh, dear, dear, dear.
...I am sending you to that party tonight with Mr. O'Bannion.
Not a thing. On our way to Bunny's, my friend who lives on Park Avenue...
Mame, would you...?
- Where else, in her condition? - The Upsons will not understand.
First, get your duplicates and triplicates straightened out.
I think the light was hurting her eyes.
She'll never use it. Patrick's carried all this junk up here for nothing.
I can't tell you how pleased I am to make your acquaintance.
Mr. and Mrs. Upson, Mr. Babcock...
I said, you can write a whole book about what happened to me.
Patrick, you're confusing me. Doris, here you are. Five, going up.
Enchanting.
Listen to this:
This dress is heaven.
Who is Gloria?
A lot of changes here. Leave it to Auntie Mame.
There we go.
He looks nice. If he misbehaves, we can toss him in the river.
...with braces on my teeth.
Since we're working together night and day...
- Hello, Dennis. - I'm so glad to see you, darling.
- Be my friend for five minutes. - I've been a friend!
- You're going to meet her. Tonight. - You didn't leave her in the car?
I don't recognize the face.
It's the other one.
I'll make out a check to Bixby School. You register him.
I'm glad to see you. Did you have a good time at Upson Pines?
...to be defiled by a movie company.
It's the only way I can believe it.
Some trumped-up occupational therapy, like basket weaving.
Agnes, tonight you are queen of Romania.
Goodbye, everybody, and Merry Christmas.
Claude, you be genteel in front of Mrs. Burnside.
...for five minutes to try to act like a normal human being.
Yes, dear. Yes, she is.
No one's had a more colorful life.
But, Reginald, to do such a thing!
To dash away together like this would be mad.
- I take coat? - Thank you. Thank you.
And I had to start working when I was 8.
We had to call the whole thing off.
My only living relative. That's all we have, just each other, my little love!
...from doing anything too eccentric and bringing him up to be like her.
Do not withdraw this wondrous water, for without you...
This isn't so difficult. Another drink. Where was I? Chapter one, page one...
But in all fairness to him, I believe she's been leading him on.
Merry Christmas to y'all, Manny, Moe and Jack. And a Happy New Year!
Thus man is fire, dust and air mingled with water.
Boys, girls, teachers, romping around naked, bare as the day they were born.
Right now!
Merry Christmas!