Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Next time, let's take the elevator.
- I'm from Speed-O. - You're what?
In the blank gray midnight of me haunted garden
- Now, Mrs. Upson... - Doris, dear.
Take your shoes off, darling. It's like removing your hat in America.
Gloria's the girl. That's what's definite.
If that's Santa Claus, tell him we've already had it.
Why are you ringing? Don't you have a key?
Mamie.
Lady Iris?
...fix the animal in the eye with a masterful gaze.
I know how you twist things around. I'm getting out of this nudist camp...
Aren't you neat?
The wrong kind.
You've met our guest of honor, Vladimir Klinkoff? Miss...
Come now. Hurry to the ball. If we tarry, we shall be late.
Oh, stop complaining, Lindsay.
- Well, shall we to the hounds? - Yeah, I'd love to meet your family.
You're off and running.
Quite devastatingly mad.
She may think we live like gypsies.
"Fighting the stigma...
- May I help you, princess? - Thank you, Lady Iris.
A divine man! Such talented fingers, but what he did to my bust.
I put two cans of tuna fish through the meat grinder...
Mame can't stay still long enough to write a postcard, let alone a book.
- Why aren't you dressed? - Would you mind going without me?
We adore Montebank.
"Have to dash. Dinner at Uncle Dwight's.
Goodbye, Mrs...
- Auntie Mame, fall off! Fall off! - Look out! Look out!
And Gary Cooper was the groom.
- Refreshments? - Beau, darling...
This will calm you down.
Mame, I'm sorry.
Now, now, now, just hang on.
Letting her ride this horse, superb horsewoman that she is...
It came from the fiber of my being. That's why I'm so tired today.
Dwight Babcock and I have that coordinated.
Patrick, I had no idea how many times you unzipped me and put me to bed.
- Ito! lto! - Yes, missy.
Clearing fences. It says you should always lean.
- That's 95 cents. - Here's a dollar. Keep the change.
Well, what do you know?
Then why bring her here at all?
Yes. Perhaps she'll wake up without a head.
- Thanks, Lochinvar. - Courtesy of the house.
Your future son-in-law is featured in one of the raciest books of the year.
If a bit drab. Did you bring the car?
Your soft form appeared raining kisses on the parched earth of me lips.
Well, anything that Mame says she can do, she can do.
- Mame! - Acacius, darling.
Of course. There you are, my little love.
- The elephants in the street... - Now, Auntie Mame.
- She's always got to have a project. - She's got one.
Norah took me to the movies every Saturday afternoon.
But it's so exciting being in this house.
Claude! Claude! Don't be hasty.
Oh, my little love, let me help you. There, now.
And she's a darling.
...Lord Dudley.
Your Auntie Mame's in love and very happy.
Not that I think I'm worth... There comes a time in every life...
Imagine anybody speaking French to a counterman at Schrafft's.
I'm not the decorator. I'm your aunt's secretary, Pegeen Ryan.
Meet me Beekman Place apartment.
Saints alive!
Patrick, go to her.
We gotta work fast. There's people bidding on that property.
Mrs. Klinkoff.
- Not now. I have to go to Montebank. - They adored you but...
Besides, I'm your guest of honor.
May I inquire why?
I'm going to your room... I mean, my room. Ito!
Little Patrick! Guess I won't see much of you.
Spitting distance?
I've been out shopping all morning for your traveling gear.
- We'd get in a lot of trouble. - I'm familiar with financial matters.
And then Bunny and I ran to the closet to get another ball.
We must spare the boy certain influences...
I've been to so many wonderful parties here, Mame.
Ah, Labor The problem of labor in india is gargantuan.
If I'd been behind you, I'd have kicked...
I thought you were very good, Auntie Mame. Everybody noticed you.
The whole family, more or less.
Mame, I'm just gonna have to come right out and say it.
I'm glad, because now it fits with your vacation.
- Merry Christmas, everyone! - It isn't till Tuesday.
My mink coat is down at Mr. Leavitt's with your microscope.
Don't cry, Auntie Mame. Please don't cry.
Tell me, how did it happen?
The Knickerbocker Bank is so conservative, they don't pay interest.
Sleep, knit, start making up names: Rudolph, Abigail, Beulah, anything.
How right you are, Brian. It has no afflatus.
- Yes, ma'am. - Well, what was it?
We'll spend a day at an ancient Hindu temple.
- Where do you want this set up? - Right there will be fine.
Agnes, I told you to stay in your room.
She don't live here. She drinks and does her passing out here.
That...
- Haven't Norah and lto been alerted? - They'll be here tomorrow.
Whatever do you use?
It has been so lovely this whole summer.
Now, why did I ever buy him those long pants?
Well, well, well.
For 9 years, Mame Dennis Burnside, I have done everything in my power...