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You see, the man panda won't kiss the lady panda, right?
Can't believe it, Mrs Gideon getting off with that panda like that.
- He thinks you're funny. - What do you mean? I'm not funny.
I don't know why you're so happy. lt was your panda.
- So how much have you done, then? - Well, it's coming on.
(Wind whistles)
when your gf cheats on you
Howard.
- That's really good, actually. Great. - Yeah?
That is possibly the most obscene, disgusting,
You only get him in cos you think he'll put you in one of his devised 'pieces'.
(Wind whistles)
Mine are. I publish them myseIf.
Well, apparently, and this is on the QT,
(# Fanfare)
It's clear you have a problem with jealousy.
- Yeah. - Well, I'm not.
When Charlie finds out about this, he's gonna be furious.
He's not working at the moment, so I though l'd get him in.
# A-Charlie come, a-Charlie come, a-bubble gum
humiliating and potentially dangerous thing I've ever heard you say.
It's difficult to get pandas to breed in captivity. I thought you'd know that.
He comes round when you're asleep, watches you, leans over your bed. OOh.
It's an absolute tour de force. It's going to be published
- Howard Moon? - Yeah?
Why don't you put your head in some vinegar?
Well, as a writer, it's something that I have to do.
# Burstin' your bubble like a Hubba Bubba nightmare... #