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Nice try, Colonel, but you ain't Moses.
Andre's got this idea about stickin' in this cornball dream sequence.
I been givin'ya a great deal of thought.
The guy has a very unorthodox style.
He was in the Thunderbirds before the war.
No, no. Excuse me. You're under arrest, Colonel.
I know. I know. What you guys are doing is really important. You saved Al.
If I could fly him around over the weekend...
- If I might explain... - I wasn't talking to you, chico, so keep it still.
Come on. Get him. Go, go, go!
Better throw your weapons down.
It's a notch or two past silly. This is ridiculous.
Hey, senor.
He was dragged from this town by Malavida Valdez.
- You are intruding on final approach over another aircraft. - What say, muchacho?
- They're around my place like goonies at a supermarket opening. - How'd he trace us?
Crop duster.
That is not the point.
If we're gonna run off some bandits, we're gonna need some help.
- You no park here. You go. - Okay, okay, I'll move it.
Come out and see what kind of surprise I have for you.
And I have the first amendment to hide behind.
- How you doing, Carl? - Well, Toni, I'd like to say I'm doing fine.
Let's get this sucker in the can. Back in the drink, chickie. Same shot.
Took a while, but we're solid now.
A girl reporter. She knows I flew you guys in 'Nam. Got it from Pentagon records.
I gotta stay down there two minutes for the water to get still.
How do people work with you if they're so afraid...
I need this.
- And I do not share bylines. - Sure you do.
- It burns your feet. - Amm...
That's the girl that called the veterans administration trying to get a line on Hannibal Smith.
I've been carrying him, but now I'm through.
I think that we go 4: 10 Western to Acapulco.
§§
He used elephants to carry his equipment.
He's in your mental ward.
Do you read?
- Because I liked the paint job. - I'll feed 'em some more grenades.
More? Who do these guys think they are? You gotta be kidding. More than that?
As you can see it's gonna be much easier for us than it was in the film.
Everybody's got their own room. You'll find clothing in the bedroom closet.
I find it best not to kid about mental disorder, don't you, Nurse Schnider?
So you went out and hired a bunch of gunfighters.
So, in the meantime, I'll be satisfied just to survive.
That's what kept him alive through 'Nam.
Hey, brother, if it's got wings, I can fly it.
or I write the book and blow your cover.
Don't worry about it. He's got a bad attitude.
- Tyres worn out. Sucker need new rings. - B.A., you can fix anything.
a zapper-roo to the old noggin.
- Nice. - I enjoyed it.