Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Damn it, Grant. Doesn't this rag have a responsibility to protect its reporters on assignment?
"Jo Bob, you get back on out there and get me that Gulfstream you was telling me about."
What happened to your head?
You're not smart enough to be angry.
You've got to invest in yourself, son.
What was that Maury Wills junk? He could have fired a shot or blown a wheel off this bus.
Colonel Lynch, this is Mark. I made him.
I'll see ya maybe next week. Don't steal no hubcaps.
Wouldn't happen to have any aspirin? I'll pay you for it.
There's a payphone. Pull over here.
Now we join Psychology Chat Back with Dr Toni Pace.
That's him. John Hannibal Smith.
You people might as well be dead.
I wonder where they are now.
- From under his mattress. - San Rio Blanco?
That's what this is for, man. Timin' chains. Bullet fires between the blades of the prop.
who fall in love with a lifeguard, a bullfighter and a schoolteacher.
I'll be damned.
- Where we going? - We're gonna turn right up here.
You want your friend back. The authorities shined you on.
and see E. T. just like everybody else?
Okay, that's it.
Now, B.A., you know I wouldn't try to fool you.
No. He hates his Uncle Deke who used to sell the stuff.
We're here because we're friends of Al Massey.
- This man is dying. How is he, Doctor? - Seventy over 120. Pulse is weak. Is he on medication?
only the very wisest and the very stupidest cannot change.
But, Mr Peck, a crop duster?
The man is a mechanical genius.
Take care of yourself, son.
And you've been using the money to finance your so-called guerrilla operation up here...
Ya-hoo!
Hang on. I'm making another run.
You lied to me.
I'd love some artillery. A 105 would be beautiful. Recoilless.
I'm gonna slam-dunk that sucker.
I am a soldier.
It's a fluff picture, Mike. The director is a nut bar. Nothin' makes sense in Hollywood any more.
I'm almost there. I'm on the way with troops.
There is no need for us to be enemies.
There ain't nothin' in the world worth losin' your pride for.
My head will roll if this deal got messed up too.
Move it! Move it! Move it! That's right. Through the water.
That was really great...
May I speak to Mr H.M. Murdock, please?
No is enough. A-Team cost more.
Everything I own.
I ain't going anywhere with him, Hannibal.
Good idea. Use ammonia.
He took his army over the Alps into Italy.
The leader is a colonel named John Smith.
She's always been very assertive and I...
Straight behind us is the man from the Aquamaniac.
- You want him? - No, you take him.
- Are those scissors? - Yes.
Now this is more like it.
I keep telling everybody, don't you think I wanna get out of here...
- Electric shock therapy? - Can you smell it?
They're big red and white ones. They're easier to see.
We are getting out of México!
- Later. - You wanna go to Mexico?
Now take it easy, B.A. Take it easy.
Snapped. No doubt about it.
I'm a marked man. Valdez has agents in Puntarenas.
a lover of life, a hunter of rabbits...
Get behind him and push.
Telephone numbers in Massey's notes, it belongs to this joint.
B.A.!
Great!
Caught the Romans sleeping and beat 'em up.
On the file I got on you, it said she died when you were five.
Hittin' the prop? We'll shoot it off!
a singer of songs.
We got the Cisco Kid in the tower. He's screaming at me in Mexican, man.
- The what? - Of course you've been told about it.
Okay. Come on. You kids can help me carry this pole.
Hey, come back!
Well...
I don't have a lot of time. I only have his uncle for the day...
This here's a fella by the name of Buster Hawthorn.