Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Lovely to see you. - Nice.

CHARLES "CHIP" PICKERING U.S. Congressman

Let that tongue go.

- This is a very private thing. - The host cleans the anus of the other?

- We are good friend, Bob Barr, yes? - I hope so.

I sorry, my friend.

Great. Thank you. Lovely place.

If you have been invited to a home or to a party...

Is it polite to greet people when I make entry?

I’m very excite

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Can I have a microphone so people can hear me?

Look who has an embassy here!

I must buy one with pussy magnet

Mind your own Fuc*king Snorkie That is a bad word bingo

May your George Bush drink the blood

- Yo, step the fuck off, bro. - Okay. Okay.

No, there's no magnet. That was just... He means the vehicle.

I get a clock radio, he cannot AfforD Great Success

Let's go over to the weather. You can see the radar, right now

I’d Very Much LIKE To Buy These Hoummers!

How do you keep your company secure By installing antivirus

You Will never get A MUSTANG! You Will never get A MUSTANG! ahhhh lalalalalala

What type of dog is this

And this my wife, Oxana. She's boring.

- What your name? - We're doing the weather right now.

- Now you are laughing. - Yes.

I was thinking maybe I'd just take the night off.

Zach Finding ice cream

You broke $425 worth of stuff.

♪ All other countries ♪

- I slipped on it and that was it. - Only an idiot could do this.

Okay, no problem. Sorry.

I was very excite to start my reportings.

- Hello. My name's Pat Haggerty. - Hello.

- Is not good for me. - It is good.

Yes, you asked me about my mother-in-law.

King in the castle I have a crown. I have a crown

George pussy magnet

- What's that with it? - Yeah.

Get a move on, we have 100 miles to go.

listen pussycat, relax. give me smile, baby. why angry face?

There must be consent. How about that?

Well, I'm not used to that, but that's fine.

America is known for its sense of humor.

- To California? - You a long way from home.

You can sleep my house and you can use my sister.

This Michael, League Trade Rapist

We don't have any cars for 650 that you can buy.

Government Scientist Dr Tewna prove it is size of squirrel

and ticket to Kazakhstan.

Hey, stop that goddamn van!

You've ruined this documentary and almost bankrupt us.

- My goodness, is that him holding you? - Yes. Very strong.

Everybody almost see your underpants.

Hello, my name Borat. I am new in town.

- Let's get her. Why not? - No, no, no.

rot op met je tom pouce bak ze zelf maar

Ten seconds, stand by.

Kroger Valleydale Championship Rodeo.

...but in the traditional Kazakhi way.

My Coworker, Melissa, have a very funny retardation.

You are retard?

- You can read? - Yes, I can.

We’ll call it a third of that.

- Lift your hands and begin to worship. - Lift your hands.

to a gentleman who has come all the way from Kazakhstan

- That's what we're trying to get done. - High five.

We call it $440/$220

- I am very excite. - Yes.

May netanyahu drink the blood of every man, woman and child of gaza

Someone at Chrissy telling me The North Towers is gonna be so fun today

We're talking about humor.

- Can you go upstairs? - Yes, thank you.

This my husband ian He is pain in my assholes

I could be. It depends. Well, boyfriend, yeah, I can.

- I don't know, this map is from 1917. - Where the hell are we?

Canadian gun owners to Liberal gun grabbers

Why do you have so many things with a flag?

Make it out to someone?

We're on air right now doing the weather.

Then she become weak , her voice become deep, “Stephen, Stephen.”

we were ending our dinner party and everything.

- What? - Two hands.

- I'm the pastor of a church. - Yes.

You mean to the restroom?

but I in love with a woman in Malibu.

She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls

Why in a jail? He look on me.

Yes. In America, that's a very popular joke.

This suit is black not.

me when gta 6 reveals trailer 2

A beautiful house, this.

Is she? Is she?

But one time, he break cage and he get this.

Yeah, hard. You might,

- Do you need two pillows? - Yes.

Is not good for me

- What? - Drive.

I didn't evolve out of a monkey.

no, it is not a joke

Just dry him, no hand relief.

I must buy one with pussy magnet