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Having a daughter. Any advice?
Skyler, what is it?
- Just-- - What good is money...
Because what I know about you, high-school teacher...
No, I'm gonna go see who it is.
- I really can't begin to thank you. - Don't think anything of it.
I guess I don't really care. I just didn't wanna see anybody.
Real fact: New Zealand is part of Australia
Somebody broke in.
All right, all right. No, I understand.
He has been such a trouper. He even changed his first diaper.
It's more than I managed to do when I was his age.
The last time I went, my houseplants died because you didn't water them.
You three can be alone, okay?
Haven't you ever seen White Heat?
Good luck with that.
- Is New Zealand part of Australia? - New Zealand is New Zealand.
This is freedom.
I mean, first off, I taught him.
Yeah. That's the whole idea.
Needle?
I say we just move there, yo. I mean, you can do your art.
I just managed to pull it off by the skin of my teeth, no thanks to you.
I appreciate it. I really do.
Thank you for not being judgemental 24 hours a day.
You know, that...
Well, I, for one, am telling everybody.
Dad?
Not on her tummy, Walt.
Four hundred and eighty thousand.
Oh, you know. Same old, same old.
She is finally asleep.
Jesse.
- See? - But we can't ask for money.
Like, what?
Dad, come on.
I wish.
Man, look, I'm off the heroin.
Not tomorrow. Today.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
We're way better than that. I say...
Saul's cut is 20 percent.
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