Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's go over some of these symptoms of marijuana use, shall we?

I'll have to bring in my bo staff.

It's like urine goes all over the place.

You're not on anything?

You want to work at the urinalysis lab?

and I did not become

I need clean urine for the lady.

Illegal drugs were consumed on company property, okay?

Justine: You look cute today, Rashad. Rashad: Thanks, girl.

You can't do that.

You've done good

My father's name was Dwight Schrute.

And I turned it in today when I tendered my resignation.

No, you will be. That is the law according to the rules.

I enjoy the tangy zip of miracle whip

Peace Out Seacrest

but it can't look like I'm treating you any differently.

Were you forced to do drugs at this concert?

These are people you can trust. These are people who care about you.

was one of those Auntie Em pretzels from the food court.

That's not how it works.

you agree to comply with random drug testing

is one of the hardest jobs that you can have.

Once he has said warrant, he will drive over here

I decided to pull a few strings, call in a few favors,

Eenie, meenie, minie, moe, is random.

Drug testers are coming in a couple of hours to test everyone's urine.

Justine: You look cute today, Rashad. Thanks, girl.

Pee Party HAP-PEE to be on the bench