Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When hell freezes over, suckers!
You can celebrate any holiday.
Fixing all that damage is gonna be very expensive.
Mr. Gere, I was hoping Buddhism could bring me inner peace.
And a happy and healthy New Year!
What are they doing to the church?
whose big-screen TV prices are insane!
Hold that thought. Bacon up that sausage, boy.
Into the root cellar, boys!
Lisa, we love you,
I guess we have no choice.
Yes, Father. Yes, Father.
Oh. Sorry. That's all right.
I Need a h'rlf-decent Coffee!!! Stat!! Over!
but the buzz around town is that you're, well, evil.
He's leaving her with five babies.
Oh, no! Our daughter's run away on Christmas Eve!
Captain, we've been attacked by some sort of force ray.
Over here, guvnor.
Lord, I'm not turning my back on you.
From the looks of it, a male dog.
So, you think you know better than me, huh?
My family tried to trick me into celebrating Christmas.
Isn't that skirt a little north of the knee?
Bag's in the kitchen.
I was just making Christmas cookies.
Reverend, how would you feel about wearing this robe?