Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Emory may be 1,000 miles away,

Okay, students, even though we warned you all

use a hockey stick as an old-timey cane.

Go tell your mom that you know it's Mother's Day.

at the shore this weekend.

No! No, no, no!

You'd be surprised how many people...

Anything, sweetie.

President Reagan has been left "greatly depressed"

What is my college deposit doing back in this house?

That's actually pretty high praise

is with a pair of brand-new, expensive Air Jordan sneakers.

All I wanna do is protect my family,

I don't need you or food or water.

Pops! We need to talk.

I got a Sony Watchman. All we need is nine batteries.

but I'm, like, genuinely terrified.

It's so real, I don't know what to do.

It kind of seems like your dad's our leader,

We'll build our own bunker in the basement.

but I want you to know everything will be okay.

For she's a jolly good mother

I realized we don't have any time to waste.

I'd like to, Bar, but look at this list.

I meant with your sister.

Don't make it about me. It's your day, Mommy.

I'd manipulate my mom

I know, Dave Kim.

I'm a big fan, big fan of you.

- Get out! - Don't worry, guys.

- No. - Did you really think

Are you out there?

- So scared. - I'll never be okay.

There's more. We need, "A chicken,

I'm still scared, Dad.

Next time, maybe just don't say anything.

Do you have any ID? We can't just give out mail.

Garbage Pail Kids into a protective binder.

I'd strike hard and fast with a schmaltzy gift

Oh, my God. How are you?