Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My father's not dead.

Sometimes when I'm driving, I like to prop a cup of coffee

Final score: Trojans 83,

Your son had a great season last year.

But, apparently,

I'll do whatever it takes to make this team.

save yourself a lot of embarrassment and pain?

No worries! I'm a quick healer. Whoo!

I want felonies,

to my birthday party.

Heck of a job out there today!

All right, Coach, all right.

a big, big man inside of you.

- Hello. Welcome to the team. - Hi. Hi.

I have never been so proud of a team in my entire life.

you might start to jinx me if you keep calling me,

a chance at his dream.

Is that a radio I hear?

Why does it have to be so hard core?

to do this on your own.

End of the first, Comebacks trail by 17.

chased away everyone who's ever loved me.

help us win a championship?

That's ridiculous. How much is he paying you?

There's a reason for that.

Now, I need to get this team down to a 32-man roster,

if you beat me in hoops...

move into a nice house and have kids.

It's fourth and goal.

Change of rules.

I've destroyed everything I've ever touched,

My parents can never know.

My shit goin' to Disney World, baby. Yeah!

It's pronounced Jorge Juanson,

And Lyla is cheating on Jason

We've got to be one body, one heartbeat.

My Little Pony collection.

Football is war, son.

trying to make me mad.

I just spoke with him this morning.

Livin' just to find emotion

there is no black and white... just crimson and gold,

Rootin' for the home team

Hey, hey, my favorite part of the game-

Makes me feel like an object.

He got ripped into pieces.

You know, this house is perfect for us.

but this time, he really had his work cut out for him.

Now, get out there, ACL, and tear it up.

Buddy Boy Jones!

I mean, we-we really are, Al.

I came into this world ass-first.

and bug the bejesus out of me.

No, Dad. You have to win.

Randinger with a block out of nowhere.!

All right, get in here. S.T.D.'s on three.

- Oh, we brew it fresh here. - I'd be honored if you held my gun.

borrowed $200,000 from the school's booster club,

Defense, give 'em hell!

I should just ask for another one,

Hold on to it, Lance.

I'm gonna make you bleed

It's Aseel, sir. Aseel Tare.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

a smoke machine and laser lights for the locker room.

so you can hold your head up high.

and stick it between my buns.

- Take it like a man. - All right!

It's me, honey! I'm here!

which means, for us...

in my lap, and there's just something about the hot steam

Keep it up, you could turn pro.

- LeTroy. - Yeah! Let's do this!

Oop da. Yeah, easy. That's right.

That I was afraid of a real relationship.

That's a picture of me at Camp Fumblewatha.

Now I'm crazy wasted with a bunch of minors

Lend an ear, take a knee.

I finally found someone that I care about

I have a boyfriend.

I would like to smother her.

Yeah, I get it. You're gonna kill me.

The man who had been by his side through everything.

Heartland State University.

Anyone seen my spaceship

Aj getting ready for the "Mill"

We believe. We believe.

My wife left me.

are even more fired up.!

- Like some coffee? - Begging for mercy.

We can do this, guys.

- Oh, drink up now. - Sure.

But, well, we sat down and when we discussed it

What's a six-letter word