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I just, you know, I feel like there's some subtext here.
Joni, listen to me. Please...
I didn't really have any, you know, specific questions or anything, so...
That guy creeps me out.
(SIGHING)
I just talked to Joni.
Seriously, are you okay? I'm fucking fine! Fuck!
It was a long time ago.
Why was Joni there? She set it up.
I've been out in the garden hoeing.
You know, when you put your hands on her shoulders,
Thank you very much.
and that's the truth.
Nothing?
It's really fucking hard.
Let's pee on his head.
It's like she doesn't want to admit that I'm an adult.
Okay.
What'd you do to help her?
I don't know.
Excuse me. We're in the middle of a conversation.
Well, we can always get stuff there, you know.
Don't touch me! I'm so sick of both of you!
Whew!
Are you drunk, honey?
Mom, just settle down, okay? I'll do it.
Okay.
NIC: Yeah. Sure.
Yeah.
You know, I bet Paul would like to hear it.
I just don't want you to have big expectations.
Oh, yeah, they're in season.
That's so cool. I'm totally into local.
We're not. We wish that you'd included us in the conversation.
No one's seeing anyone until we meet him.
Is there anything you want to talk about?
5:00.
But that didn't really work out.
Honey, honey, that's not what he asked.
Fuck you.
Are you even attracted to me anymore?
It made me want to fuck you.
What?
Yeah, patios are good. Okay.
Why do you guys watch gay man porn?
Okay. It just seems a little cart before the horse.
hey!!! she worked her ass off
The air is cleared.
Hi ya, what's the score?
Yeah, I'd be conceivably into something like that. Yeah.
Oh, my God. It's good, huh?
Why not? He's not my dad.
that they were driving home on a motorcycle.
Who's that?
Blow, I think.
Yeah? Well, I need your observations like I need a dick in my ass!
No. He's...
Where do you want the stones?
I hope you'll forgive me eventually.
I don't know. What would you do?
No, just get off me.
Is that your bike?
It was fun while it lasted.
Well, you know, maybe it hasn't risen to the plane of consciousness for you yet.
JULES: Yeah.
JULES: It's okay, honey. She got it.
All right.
Yeah? Did you take a nap, too?
You gotta be fucking kidding me!
so we climbed up into the mountains.
Bottom line is, marriage is hard.
Wow, it's quite an eclectic mix, you know.
Actually, my brother asked if I'd call you,
Hey. You don't tell me to settle, mister.
So, drive safe.
Applause, applause
Yeah. Wow.
And you've been really patient with me.
She's a mess.
What do you mean get?
Do you see, do you see
What do you mean all right?
What do you mean?
No, he's not. He wouldn't do that.
(EXHALING)
(LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Can I ask you a question?
Actually, she started teasing me, and that really helped.
Go to her.
BARTEN DER: Would you still like the wine?
Isn't it landscape design?
How are we doing tonight? It's gonna be tight.
Everything. I mean...
This shit is the bomb.
You don't know, and you know why?
Paul's just giving me some child-rearing lessons.
Yeah, I don't want to.
Hey, bug, come here.