Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mm, well, he always stares at my tits when he comes in here,

And, uh, don't work too late, okay?

♪ Hoo-ah-ooh ♪

Yeah, I'm gonna have my facelift, and then I am gonna file for divorce.

[man] Be one of the lucky callers--

I don't think you should use that lotion anymore.

You know what trust is, Stacey?

That and fillers. Am I right?

Thanks for the ice pack. I'll bring it to the bank.

[music builds to sweeping string melody]

Yeah, 'cause that's a father's job.

[inhales] I'm so excited.

I see the Alo Glo right there on the table in front of you,

♪ Bum-bum, ba-da ba-da ba-dum… ♪

No, no. No, no, no, no! No, no, no!

♪ Mm-doo-doo ba-dum ♪

-But then… -Mm.

-Open it! -Okay! [chuckles]

♪ I believe in miracles… ♪

¡Los mato! ¡Los mato esta vez!

Images and voices in the dark.

[continues laughing]

I can give you the brand-new you, and that's not all.

Use more Alo Glo.

Here. Last pick.

that cooks up beautifully on the grill,

You know how much money they make off all those creams

♪ How did you know ♪

Did you guys see that?

-[Jill] You can't get it anywhere. -[Gina] I know!

I mean, her whole life is like a catalog.

Okay. [laughs softly] Um…

Can you stay home from work tomorrow?

Glen Ellyn Police Department, this is Officer Chapman.

-This isn't you, Stace. -You shouldn't judge people, Keith.

She always looks at my tits!

♪ Since you came along ♪

-A masseuse. -Yeah. Can you imagine?

When they stare at you?

You… You gotta…

-I'm with you. [chuckles] -That's great.

Other smart gyms can't do what Full Fit can do.

his dick is like a wet spaghetti noodle.

-That is huge. -Wow.

blurring the line between what is outside and what is inside.

[cream squelches]

and powders and lotions?

[Lisa] Oh, preach!

-[singers drone eerie notes] -[orchestral music continues]